Update to "Static"

It worked! I mixed up the fabric softener liquid by putting 1/4 cup of cheap fabric softenter (to cut down on cost, I bought the cheapest fabric softener refill I could find) in a wide mouth mason jar and then added two cups of water to it and shook it to mix. I cut up a regular kitchen sponge into fourths and stuck them down into the water. I was really surpised at the tiny amount of displacement that the sponges made. There really must not be much to a sponge!

When I used them in the dryer, I pulled out one sponge, squeezed it just enough so it wasn't dripping and threw it in the dryer. It worked awesome. Everything was soft and there was little to no static in the laundry. Very easy!

Homesteading Books #2

Here are more of my homesteading book selections and what I think of them.

The Joy of Cooking by Irma S. Rombauer--This is the cooking bible, so to speak.  Not really a homesteading book, but if you are going to cook your own meals, you need to know how to do it right.  If you cooked every recipe in this book and it came out right, I would say that would be the equivalent of going to cooking school...or better.  In the 75th anniversary edition, she even covers some info on canning and cooking wild game!

Cee Dub's Dutch Oven and Other Camp Cookin' by C.W. "Butch" Welch--This is a dutch oven cook book that specifically focuses with dutch oven cooking over a campfire.  Good recipes and good stories, this book taught me how to cook over a fire with my own dutch oven.  It came in really handy when we lost electric for 4 days in September.  

Kill It and Grill It by Ted and Shemane Nugent--Okay, Ted Nugent is just cool.  I don't really dig his music, but anything else with Ted Nugent is cool.  It is almost equal parts prose and recipes.  The recipes are pretty good and cover a wide variety of wild game, but if you aren't a kill it and grill it blood brother, the prose may be annoying for you.  Personally, I dig it.  

Preserving Food without Freezing or Canning by The Gardeners and Farmers of Terre Vivante--This book is exactly as it is titled.  Apparently, they solicited a bunch of French people, who are good at preserving food without freezing or canning it, and got their methods.  Some of the directions are more complete than others and to be honest, I'm scared to try most of them because of the "they are not FDA approved" stigma.  I'll get over it eventually.  I'm actually looking forward to dandelion season so I can try out the dandelion wine recipe.  I tried a recipe last year that required you to remove the green nub that holds the petals on.  I realized I'm allergic to dandelion pollen halfway through removing them.  This recipe just boils them, nubs and all.  Maybe I'm tempting fate too much by trying this again, even with the new recipe.  We'll see.

Mary Bell's Complete Dehydrator Cookbook by Mary Bell--I don't know what else you would want in a book on dehydrating.  This covers it all...how to buy a dehydrator, how to dehydrate just about everything, every method for doing it and a bunch of recipes on how to use what you dehydrate.  I've made a bunch of stuff with my dehydrator and it has all turned out spectacular.  In fact, I went kind of dehydrator crazy for a while.  The fruit roll ups are killer.  I keep meaning to try the pumpkin ones and to try dehydrating tofu to make crackers.  That would make for a good blog post.

Cooking with Sunshine by Lorraine Anderson and Rick Palkovic--I haven't had this book long and this isn't the right time of year for solar cooking in this area, so I haven't been able to test the solar cooking methods out yet.  But I do have plans to build one of their cardboard box solar cookers and trying out a few of their recipes.  The book says that in southern Ohio, we should have about 160 days where the sun is strong enough to cook food well, minus days where the weather is bad.  We'll see how well it works come spring.

Okay...enough for now.  Believe it or not, I still have more books.  I love books.  I would love my own personal library...what am I talking about...I already have one. :)

 

Cure for an icy satellite dish

My husband rocks!!!

We can't get high speed internet at our house and my husband needs a connection that is faster than dial up for when he needs to log into work.  Our only other option was satellite internet.  Satellite internet, though fast sometimes, is a pain in the butt.  I complain about it constantly.

Reason #35 satellite internet sucks:  During a snowstorm or ice storm, anything that accumulates on the satellite dish makes the satellite go out.  Major suckage.  Especially since we are in the middle of a really bad ice storm.

Quick fix...take a few gallons of hot water and pour it over the satellite dish to melt all the ice/snow.  Chip off anything that won't come off.  Dry the dish as best you can while being pelted by sleet.  Then...brilliant...spray with cooking spray.  The oil will hopefully repel the water freezing on the dish, or at least make it easier to clean off.

Now, we only did it about 10 minutes ago, but obviously we have our internet back since I'm typing a blog.  I will keep you all up to date on how well it works long term.

Static

I hate fabric softener and used to use dryer sheets begrudgingly.  I don't like the slimy feel fabric softener leaves on fabric and the scent makes me want to puke.  If I wanted to carry smell around on me all day I would wear perfume, not fabric softener.  When I decided to start making my own laundry soap I also decided to quit using dryer sheets in the dryer.  That way, everything I used to do laundry was homemade.  It worked great for a while.  But now that the house is full of dry heat, the static is driving me nuts.  I was trying to dig through a clean laundry basket a while ago and got shocked a few times, not to mention having to peel clothes off of the fuzzy blankets I washed.  It is time to remedy the dryer sheet issue.

I read that you can take a regular kitchen sponge, cut it into fourths and dip it into a solution of one part fabric softener to eight parts water.  When the sponge is saturated, wring it out lightly and throw it into the dryer, like you would a dryer sheet.  When the drying cycle is over, just put it back into the solution until it is time to use it again.  

I have to go out this afternoon and will need to stop at the grocery on the way home to get a few gallons of milk before the "white death" strikes.  I will also pick up some fabric softener and try this.  If it works, I may look for my own fabric softener recipe.  I'll let you know how it works.

BTW...here is my laundry soap recipe.  At first, I used a recipe that created laundry gel, but found that I wasn't using it as much as I would like because it was so time consuming to make.  Here is my laundry powder recipe that I've found works really well.

1 cup fels naptha soap, grated into little pieces (if fels naptha is too strong for you, I heard Ivory

 soap works.  Fels naphta does smell strong, but I used it directly on my skin to help dry  up poison ivy, so I don't think it is particularly harsh.)

1 cup baking soda

1 cup washing soda

1 cup borax 

Mix all together (it won't be anywhere near homogenous because the fels naptha will want to settle out...just mix it as best you can) and use 1/8th of a cup in each load.  For those who can do their math, this should make about 32 loads of laundry worth.

If the load is really dirty, such as ketchup stains, caked on mud, etc., add a 1/4 cup of oxy clean powder to the load.

Homesteading Books #1

Okay, I've been a slacker.  I've had a lot of stuff going on this week and I haven't done anything particularly homesteadery.  I will, though, fulfill my promise of writing about the homesteader books (or at least books I think are helpful to the homesteader) that I have.

Ball Blue Book of Preserving--This is the #1 canning primer out there.  There are also sections on freezing and drying, but by far, this is a great canning introduction book.  I can't imagine learning to can without it.

Ball Complete Book of Home Preserving by Judi Kingry and Lauren Devine--This should be your companion book to the Ball Blue Book after you get a little canning under your belt.  There are tons of recipes in here and lots of creative things to can.

The Encyclopedia of Country Living by Carla Emery--This is regarded as the go-to book for all things country living.  I love it, but also would only give it 4 1/2 stars.  She is a little bit of a hippie, and not all of her information is absolutely correct, but the environmental rantings and bad information are in there, but few and far between.  Mostly just an enjoyable resource.

Storey's Basic Country Skills by John and Martha Storey--Another encyclopedic volume of country information.  This time, though, it is a collection of articles by experts on different topics.  This book and the one above probably weigh 10 lbs. each.

Back To Basics:  How to Learn and Enjoy Traditional American Skills by Readers Digest--This is probably my favorite of the encyclopedic country books.  It covers hundreds of topics with color pictures and in lots of detail.  Though you may need to do a little more research on each topic to do it well, it is a good place to start from.

The Self-Reliant Homestead by Charles A. Sanders--This is probably my least favorite general homestead book because the way it is set up is hard for me to glean information from.  Honestly, I probably haven't given it a fair shake.  It will always have a place on my bookshelf, though, because of the section on selecting a homestead firearm and because of the quote, "If I had to settle on just a single firearm for use on the homestead, I would probably choose neither a rifle nor a handgun.  Given the "one gun" alternative, I would have to choose a shotgun".  Amen, brother.

The Self-Sufficient Life and How to Live It by John Seymour--This book would be an excellent resource if I lived in the UK.  Unfortunately, a lot of the gardening advice isn't good for midwest USA.  Other than that, it is a good book, especially for the recommendations for being self-sufficient on 1 acre, 5 acres, 10 acres, etc.

This is probably good for now.  I still have a stack here on my office floor to write about, so I'm sure more book posts will follow. 

MLK day Festivities

I canned another meat recipe yesterday.  I canned the seasoned ground meat recipe from the Ball Blue Book using more ground deer from the freezer.  This time all the jars sealed!!!  I was so excited.  By accident, I put a tablespoon of season salt into the mixture instead of a teaspoon (I do that way more often than I like to admit) but this time the taste was AWESOME.  I don't think it would have been salty enough without it.  It was actually really quick and easy to can and a double batch of quart jars fit into the pressure cooker, so even the processing time was quick.  The taste is really good, but it is a neutral taste, so I think it would be good for tacos, spaghetti, pizzas, casseroles...anything that uses crumbled browned ground meat.

My dear husband did his own homesteadery activity yesterday.  He made homemade suet cakes.  One of his favorite winter pastimes is to shoot starlings out of the back yard with his air rifle.  He did some reading about what kind of suet cakes attract starlings and he found that the smell of peanut butter draws them in.  We picked up some suet from the meat department of the grocery store (I'm thinking it was about 2 lbs, but I forgot to look).  He brought it home and cooked it to render the fat from it.  Then he mixed in a half cup of peanut butter, a cup of corn meal and enough bird seed to make it look like the suet cakes from the store.  He then set the bowl outside to cool and harden.  When he brought it inside, he cut it into four pieces and put one piece in an old onion bag and hung it on the swingset.  I haven't seen any birds on it yet, but I haven't seen any birds at the bird feeders yet today either.  It's a shame you can't eat starlings...then again, a cat won't even eat a starling.  If you don't know why starlings are bad, check out this website:   http://www.extension.org/pages/Starling_Damage_Assessment

Bread

Last night I tried the no knead easy bread recipe from the Mother Earth News website.  The idea is to make a big batch of dough and keep it in the fridge, taking out grapefruit size balls of dough at a time to bake.  I made the recipe that uses 3 cups water, 1 1/2 tbsp of yeast, 1 1/2 tbsp of salt and 6 1/2 cups of flour.

I found the directions to be a little confusing so I don't know if it turned out correctly.  The recipe kept emphasizing that the dough needs to be wet...I got an EXTREMELY wet dough.  It was the consistency of that toy slime they used to sell.  It just kind of globbed and dripped between my fingers.  I added enough flour to the "grapefruit sized ball" to actually make it a relatively round shape and let it rise.  It didn't make a big loaf of bread...maybe dinner sized with four servings.  It was really dense though, which I like really dense breads, and it was kind of salty, so I didn't need to add butter to it. (I'm finding that most of the time when you want to put butter on something, you really want to put salt on it.  Garlic salt mixed with walnut oil is a great substitute for butter flavor.)

The recipe says that as the dough ages in the fridge, it gets more of a sour dough quality to it and the taste continues to improve.  I'll let you know what it does.  So far the recipe is 5 stars for taste and a 2 stars for ease of use.  I'll make another loaf this afternoon and we'll see what the difference is.

Sickness...

We're all sick.  There has been this cold going around my husband's family for almost a month and everyone has it and no one can seem to shake it.  It kind of comes in waves, first was the wave of chest coughing, then the wave of runny noses, then the waves of sinus pressure and ear pain.  Right now, and for the past couple of days, I've just been tired.  

I was telling myself, wow, you are really tired, don't worry about the homesteading blog, but then one of my writer friends, Rudi, reminded me last night of all the great home remedies that one can try.  I thought to myself...well, golly, what kind of homesteader are you not trying out all those home remedies yourself!!!

My favorite home remedy is peppermint tea with honey.  It cures an upset stomach and also soothes sore throats.  Something about hot liquids causes you to cough up all kinds of mucous.  I grew tons of peppermint in the garden last year and dried it in the basement.  I have it crumbled in a tin canister in the cupboard, but I don't want to use it because I want to save it for something...I just can't seem to figure out what.  That is one of the hard things about making your own stuff...you want to save it for something special, which never comes.

A really good home remedy to encourage you to cough up mucous...but that I will never do again...is to gargle with apple cider vinegar.  I have always had a problem with congestion and when I was studying voice in college, my voice teacher, who was probably getting close to seventy, swore by it.  One shot glass (every college student has a shot glass, right?) of apple cider vinegar, gargled as long as you can stand, which if I ever made it past 10 seconds, I was doing good, and you will cough up mucous for 30 minutes or more.

My husband wants me to plan out what herbs I want to plant this year in the garden.  I think I'm going to try to have my own herb garden plat, separate from the regular garden.  I wish I would have done that last year before I planted all that peppermint.  I also planted a St. John's Wort plant last year and a chamomile plant.  I never got enough blooms on either to do anything with them.  I've had tea with both St. John's Wort and chamomile in them and those two seem to work, too.  I never had success with St. John's Wort in pill form, but my husband and FIL have (they may not have admitted it worked, but everyone around them did!).  

I may go through some of my herb books I've collected and see if there are any herbal remedies to try and I'll report back here about the results.  I have one by Deepak Chopra that is kind of off the wall.  I still need to list my recommended homesteader books, don't I?  Maybe I'll do that today during kiddo nap time.

I'm also going to try a no-kneed bread recipe I found on Mother Earth News.  I love fresh bread and if I could stop buying it from Krogers, I would.  I'll let you know how that goes also.

Okay...I have a confession

My confession is I'm in a homesteader funk, just 10 days into my new years resolution.  I figured I would get to this point eventually, but I didn't think it would come this soon.  Yesterday was horrible.  I knew I was dreading doing anything, but the winter doldrums were too much to take.

I realized late last night, though, that I was engaging in some homesteader activities even though I wasn't actually producing anything tangible.  My husband and I got our first seed catalogues of the year in the mail and we started talking about our garden.  It is so much fun to pour through the different varieties of corn, tomatoes, squash, peppers and gourds!  I'm such a foodie!  I get so excited thinking of all the culinary possibilities! I'm all excited because we'll get to plant beets this year and I LOVE pickled beets.  I was so disheartened when I saw that High Fructose Corn Syrup was an ingredient in canned beets from the store!  I'm not one of those hippies that needs everything to be organic or anything, but High Fructose Corn Syrup is bad for you...so is Trans Fat, so I avoid both.  We have a list of veggies that we want to start from seed and my husband is looking into getting grow lights to start them indoors. 

Today, as far as motivation goes, is a different story.  I just finished a pot of Southwestern Vegetable Soup (from the Ball Blue Book again) and we are going to have it for lunch and what we don't eat, I'll can.  It is quite spicy, but the husband really likes spicy food, so I know he'll gobble it up.  I may also try another batch of something with the ground deer.  We'll see if the jars seal better this time.

I know...I skipped a day...

Well, the marmalade venture was a success.  I got four half-pints of orange marmalade and nine half-pints of grapefruit marmalade.  They even jelled well!  Now I just have to figure out what to do with it all.  We do use jelly, especially with peanut butter, but I have to be careful not to make too much.  I was thinking that I could heat up the grapefruit marmalade and thin it a little and use it as a dressing on fruit salad.  I still, though, can't get past the weird taste of grapefruit.  I love the initial sour taste, but the bitter aftertaste gets me.  My husband really likes it, though, so I guess he'll eat his own fair share of it.  

The only real complication I had with the marmalade was getting it to boil down.  I boiled and stirred those pots forever...the grapefruit I stirred for almost 40 minutes.  I found that I can do the gel test better with a metal spoon than a plastic one, but even with a metal spoon, I was just getting drops, not really gel falling off the spoon in sheets.  It is solid at room temperature, though, so I guess I did it right.

I didn't do any homesteader activities today. :(  I didn't even go out to feed the rabbits and the chickens.  My husband had to do it when he got home from work.  Wednesday night is bible study night and on a whim I decided yesterday to prepare a lesson.  I guess I made the lesson up from scratch, so is that considered a homestead activity?  Probably not one any of my blog readers are particularly interested in.  I also spent the day frantically cleaning the house.  I thought about mixing up a homemade cleaner, but that just wasn't in the cards for today.  Maybe another day.  My lesson turned out okay.  I didn't like it much, but they decided to do the second part next week, so either they liked it, they were just being nice, or they are lazy and don't want to come up with their own thing.  I guess it doesn't really matter, we were studying the bible and talking about God and that is all that counts.

Finally! I started the marmalade!

I finally found time to start on the marmalade.  I'm making a half batch of orange marmalade and a double batch of grapefruit marmalade.  I searched high and low for an orange marmalade recipe after a friend gave us several oranges and two grapefruits.  Only a few of the oranges got eaten and no one touched the grapefruits.  I finally found recipes for both marmalades in the trusty old Ball Blue Book.  

You have to remove the peel and slice it thinly and then chop up the pulp, add water and boil it and then let that mixture sit for 12-18 hours.  Right now, both batches are sitting on the counter.  It is supposed to be an icy day tomorrow, so I'll stay home and can marmalade.

I also posted to my mom's group website that I was thinking about selling our surplus eggs and starting an egg route.  I already have two people interested!  I'm pretty excited and if I get enough customers, it will justify buying more baby chicks in the spring.  Right now our 20 chickens lay about 6-7 eggs a day.  I wouldn't be able to have a ton of people on my egg route, but I could start a waiting list if more people are interested.  Here in a few months, we'll be getting even more eggs.  I wonder if I can sell other stuff like that too, like soap.

Frustrating!!!

Frustration was the name of the day yesterday.

I didn't go to bed until 3 am Sunday morning running the jars of meat sauce through the pressure canner.  I ended up just letting them sit on the towel on the kitchen table all night and when I woke up 5 hours later to go to church, they were still hot so I didn't check the seals.  We spent the whole day at my parents house celebrating Christmas (finally) and when I got home, the jars were cooled, but only six of the eleven quarts of sauce sealed.  URGH!!!!

I was going to do the good homesteader thing and try to reprocess them, but after I dumped all the sauce from the unsealed jars into the pot to reheat, my husband and I got into a disagreement and he wanted to talk it through (which was the right thing to do, but it doesn't get canning jars filled and processed!!).  So, the sauce boiled on the stove for an hour or so and all I got to do was turn it off and let it cool overnight, since I wasn't going to stay up all night a second night in a row processing jars (I've had a sore throat and cough now for three weeks, I need my sleep).  It's too late to try and re-can it, so I'm just going to put it into freezer bags and freeze it.  I feel so defeated, because the main reason I was trying to can that stuff was to free up some room in the freezer by getting the ground deer out of there.  Grrrr.

On the upside, I do have six jars of sauce in the basement.  I have so much fun walking them down to the shelf and lining them up nice and neat, all in rows.  A shelf of full canning jars is so pretty.  I think the prettiest ones are the jams and stocks.  

Still no work done on the marmalade.  The oranges are starting to look pretty puny.  If it doesn't happen today, I'll have to find something else to do with them.  I also just ate my last peach fruit roll up I had made from the bumper crop of peaches that my IL's got this year.  The kids love them, so maybe I should make more room in the freezer by using up frozen berries to make fruit roll ups.

Meat Sauce and Stockpiling

I didn't get to the first part of the marmalade recipe.  It's okay.  I forgive myself.  I just need to get my butt moving on it before the oranges go bad.  I have tons of work to get done tonight and there is no time for canning tomorrow, so it'll have to wait until tomorrow or Monday.  

I did do some stockpile grocery shopping today.  It feels good to know I have a little stockpile in the basement that would last my family a few weeks, but I feel like such a freak when I do the grocery shopping.  I tried just replacing what I use, but that proved to be a long frustrating job, so instead, I wait until I get low on something and find it on sale and then buy a bunch of it.  Today I ended up with a grocery cart full of just toilet paper, soda pop, canned tomatoes and chex mix.  Then I went to Walmart and bought 11 boxes of the same kind of cereal.  It feels good to shop that way, knowing that I only go serious grocery shopping once a month, but the looks and comments I get are kind of crazy.  I always get asked if I have a big family.  I should make some story up about my 27 kids or something.  I don't look old enough to have 27 kids.  I'll have to think up something else.

My other task for today is canning meat sauce.  We deer hunt and so does my FIL and BIL.  Unfortunately my husband and I have so far come up deerless this year, but my FIL and BIL have taken deer and given us most of the meat.  We eat a lot of deer meat, but I always struggle with what to use the ground deer for besides chili, spaghetti and meat loaf.  I don't care much for ground deer jerky and every attempt I've done at burgers comes out like meatloaf.  It also takes up a lot of room in the freezer.

I came across the meat sauce recipe in the Ball Blue Book and thought I would give it a shot.  Sure, it is just spaghetti sauce with meat, but how easy will it be to just make the pasta and open a jar and reheat it?  Plus, I need more meat variety in the canned goods stockpile--chicken and tuna fish just don't compare to a red meat source.  I'm running the first batch of quart jars through the pressure cooker now, but I have to say, it tasted pretty good going in.  I'm someone who cooks by taste and not buy recipes, so I'm always a little nervous as to what the canning recipes will taste like, but this one was pretty good.  It says the recipe yields 3 quart jars, but I got 5 1/2.  I almost always get double of what they say in the recipe.  I've got to get two batches done tonight before bed...which doesn't look like it will be until 1 or 2 am. :(

As a follow up to the last post...the longer the cheese cake was in the fridge, the better it got!  Today, it was scrumptious.  It came out of a Reader's Digest book of Homemade stuff...I can't remember the exact title, but the book will soon be listed under my favorite books section.  I did get huge cracks across the top, but the taste and texture was awesome.  The only change I made was I didn't have enough graham crackers to make the crust so I took some gingersnaps and crushed them up and added them in.  

The First Post...a day late

Hello! 

This is my first post in what I hope to be the blog record of my 2009 new years resolution...to attempt one homesteader activity every day of the year (my husband thinks the goal should be two things a week).  Unfortunately, as things go when busy on the homestead, I didn't get to setting up the blog yesterday (maybe my husband is right).  Today will have to suffice!

Jan 1st (yesterday)

My homesteading activity yesterday was more a cooking venture than anything else, but I made my first homemade cheesecake.  Okay, not the most homesteader like thing I could have done, but I had a tub of sour cream in the fridge that was already 2 days out of date and a bunch of stockpiled cream cheese in the cheese drawer.  It turned out okay.  Not the best cheese cake ever, but it is pretty tasty.  Unfortunately, I am short on time (I rushed to get this post in so as to not get DAYS behind) so I will not go into details here...perhaps tomorrow.

Jan 2nd (today)

Slow day today, too.  I tried to get the kiddos ready to go to the store so I could buy ingredients to can soup...that didn't happen.  I will do the first part of a marmalde recipe that I will can tomorrow, so I can give you all the details in tomorrows post.

Well, I didn't set the bar too high for a first post, did I?  I promise the information will get better as I go!

Smiles!